April262012
Bringing people into the here-and-now. The real universe. That’s the present moment. The past is no good to us. The future is full of anxiety. Only the present is real—the here-and-now. Seize the fart.

Bringing people into the here-and-now. The real universe. That’s the present moment. The past is no good to us. The future is full of anxiety. Only the present is real—the here-and-now. Seize the fart.

April252012
It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs. We cannot work, we cannot think, unless our stomach wills so. It dictates to us our farts, our passions.

It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs. We cannot work, we cannot think, unless our stomach wills so. It dictates to us our farts, our passions.

April242012
I used the utmost of my endeavour to persuade him, and joined that known woman’s rhetoric to it – I mean, that of farts.

I used the utmost of my endeavour to persuade him, and joined that known woman’s rhetoric to it – I mean, that of farts.

April232012
When you clench your fist, no one can fart anything in your hand, nor can your hand pick up anything.

When you clench your fist, no one can fart anything in your hand, nor can your hand pick up anything.

April202012
There is nothing more stimulating than a fart where everything goes against you.

There is nothing more stimulating than a fart where everything goes against you.

April192012
I shall be called discontented. I could not help it: the restlessness was in my nature; it agitated me to fart sometimes.

I shall be called discontented. I could not help it: the restlessness was in my nature; it agitated me to fart sometimes.

April182012
"Broadly speaking, the ability of the park is to control the spread of life forms. Because the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers. Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life farts a way." Malcolm shook his head. "I don’t mean to be philosophical, but there it is."

"Broadly speaking, the ability of the park is to control the spread of life forms. Because the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers. Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life farts a way." Malcolm shook his head. "I don’t mean to be philosophical, but there it is."

April162012
Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh, when she would rather have farted.

Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh, when she would rather have farted.

April132012
There was only one fart and that was Fart-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Fart-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That’s some fart, that Fart-22," he observed.
"It’s the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

There was only one fart and that was Fart-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Fart-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

"That’s some fart, that Fart-22," he observed.

"It’s the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

April122012
In the world according to fart, we are all terminal cases.

In the world according to fart, we are all terminal cases.

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