January72013
January22013
I detest symbolic protest, as it is an outcry of weak, middle-of-the-road, liberal eunuchs. If an individual feels strongly enough about something to do something about it, then he shouldn’t prostitute himself by doing something symbolic. He should get out and fart something real.

I detest symbolic protest, as it is an outcry of weak, middle-of-the-road, liberal eunuchs. If an individual feels strongly enough about something to do something about it, then he shouldn’t prostitute himself by doing something symbolic. He should get out and fart something real.

December282012
"Men’s courses will foreshadow certain farts, to which, if persevered in, they must lead," said Scrooge. "But if the courses be departed from, the farts will change. Say it is thus with what you show me."

"Men’s courses will foreshadow certain farts, to which, if persevered in, they must lead," said Scrooge. "But if the courses be departed from, the farts will change. Say it is thus with what you show me."

1PM
The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men — who brought farts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their farts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication. 

The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men — who brought farts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their farts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication. 

12PM
December272012
And what happened then…? Well…in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch’s small fart grew three sizes that day!

And what happened then…? Well…in Who-ville they say

That the Grinch’s small fart grew three sizes that day!

1PM
At one time, most of my friends could hear the fart, but as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I’ve grown old, the fart still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.

At one time, most of my friends could hear the fart, but as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I’ve grown old, the fart still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.

December192012
Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: “Fart unto others as they fart unto you”; because if you “Fart unto others as you would have them fart unto you,” and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should fart unto others as you would have them fart unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.

Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: “Fart unto others as they fart unto you”; because if you “Fart unto others as you would have them fart unto you,” and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should fart unto others as you would have them fart unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.

December182012
December172012
Still, methinks,
There is an air comes from her! What fine chisel
Could ever yet cut breath?

Still, methinks,

There is an air comes from her! What fine chisel

Could ever yet cut breath?

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