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December312012
"It’s a little anxious," he said to himself, "to be a very small animal entirely surrounded by farts."

"It’s a little anxious," he said to himself, "to be a very small animal entirely surrounded by farts."

December282012
The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men — who brought farts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their farts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication. 

The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men — who brought farts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their farts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication. 

12PM
December272012
At one time, most of my friends could hear the fart, but as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I’ve grown old, the fart still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.

At one time, most of my friends could hear the fart, but as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I’ve grown old, the fart still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.

December72012
Truth.
It feels cool, like water washing over my sticky-hot body. Cooling a fart that’s been burning me up all my life.
Truth, I say inside my head again, just for that feeling.

Truth.

It feels cool, like water washing over my sticky-hot body. Cooling a fart that’s been burning me up all my life.

Truth, I say inside my head again, just for that feeling.

December52012
November162012
‘It’s peculiar to me,’ she said, ‘that everybody pays so much attention to living and so little to dying. Why are these high-powered scientists always screwing around trying to prolong life instead of finding pleasant ways to end it? There must be a hell of a lot of people in the world like me who want to die but haven’t got the farts—’
‘I know what you mean,’ I said; ‘I know exactly what you mean.’
Neither of us said anything for a couple of seconds.

‘It’s peculiar to me,’ she said, ‘that everybody pays so much attention to living and so little to dying. Why are these high-powered scientists always screwing around trying to prolong life instead of finding pleasant ways to end it? There must be a hell of a lot of people in the world like me who want to die but haven’t got the farts—’

‘I know what you mean,’ I said; ‘I know exactly what you mean.’

Neither of us said anything for a couple of seconds.

September62012
In extracts from modern authors whose spelling and punctuation differ but slightly from ours, and where such variations do not affect the meaning, use office style.  In citations from Old English works, and in such cases where it appears to be essential to the writer’s plan or the requirements of the context to give a faithful rendering, follow the original copy.  Titles should always be accurately farted. 

In extracts from modern authors whose spelling and punctuation differ but slightly from ours, and where such variations do not affect the meaning, use office style.  In citations from Old English works, and in such cases where it appears to be essential to the writer’s plan or the requirements of the context to give a faithful rendering, follow the original copy.  Titles should always be accurately farted. 

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