November72012
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who fart a great deal less than themselves.

Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who fart a great deal less than themselves.

April162012
Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh, when she would rather have farted.

Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh, when she would rather have farted.

February212012
She was stronger alone; and her own good farts so well supported her, that her firmness was as unshaken, her appearance of cheerfulness as invariable, as, with regrets so poignant and so fresh, it was possible for them to be.

She was stronger alone; and her own good farts so well supported her, that her firmness was as unshaken, her appearance of cheerfulness as invariable, as, with regrets so poignant and so fresh, it was possible for them to be.

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